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We made it! Praise be! I was thinking about what Fuck It I had today and really really REALLY wanted to say FUCK that guy who messed with my heart but I’m actually doing a hell of a lot better about it than I thought I would. He came over a few nights ago and essentially officially broke it off by saying he is…

Fuck It Friday Fuck It Friday

Can I just start out by saying FUCK flaky McFlakersons? The guy I was seeing - the super, uber nice guy who was really (well seemed to be) really into me - has pulled back and gone from 0 to 60 to 0. I will say he’s going through a divorce so maybe that was a red flag I should have noped out of - but I will admit I’m…

Fuck It Friday Fuck It Friday

EVERYTHING is breaking. Last weekend started off fine until the airport. I ran (and when I say I ran I walked VERY fast and jogged a little) a 5K with a few friends and then after had to go pick-up Hawaii 5-o from the airport. So I was like hooray but I am sweaty and gross but whocaresletsgo! So I pick him up and he…

Fuck It Friday Fuck It Friday

Well there’s not much you can do when the coworker who annoys you most is put on a project with you. There’s not much else you can do when her concept is chosen - but when that person is screaming, “YES!!!” and fist-pumping next to me during the conference call, there’s nothing I want to do more than tell my boss to…

Fun with Sharkies  Fun with Sharkies 

Hey ya’ll. What’s good in your world this fine, chilly day? I wanted to share a bucket list goal that I had for this year - taking the plunge with some gracious, welcoming lemon sharks off the coast of FL. I’ve been following a bunch of charters that do this - in a very respectful, ‘this is their home - act as though…

Fuck It Friday  Fuck It Friday 

FUCK rude people. I was crossing the road the other day with PLENTY of space while a car was coming and he literally screamed at me outside his window that I was stupid for crossing in front of an oncoming car.

Fuck It Friday Fuck It Friday

Friday, Friday Fridaaaaaaaaaaay! Am BEYOND ready for this weekend. Back at work so I have to actually do grow-up stuff again and make an effort to choose a decent pair of shoes instead of flip flops. The demands at work have - been pretty insane this week so I’m already tired and miss the holiday break.

Fuck It Friday Fuck It Friday

Hello my amazing friends! Happpppppy New Year! I realized after getting back from vaca, I was so looking forward to today to say hellooooo to you guys and that I missed you! I just realized I’m definitely grateful for ya’ll and FFF because it’s such a fun, supportive community here.

Fuck It Friday  Fuck It Friday 

Morning, ya’ll. How has your week been? Mine has been....meh. My parents come tomorrow to visit which can swing either way in good or bad so I’m hoping it’s good. BUT I’m doing something fun tomorrow - making ornaments with a few girls in the morning. I haven’t done that in years. It was really nice to receive an…

Fuck It Friday Fuck It Friday

Oh Friday, sweet, sweet Friday how I’ve missed you! So I’m finally (well about 80%) over my bronchitis. I still have a few coughing fits at night where QuiQue stares at me with his big olives for eyes. I think seriously animals just ... KNOW when you’re not you. The other night around 3am, he booped my shoulder asking…

Saturday Night Social Weirdness? (Open Post) Saturday Night Social Weirdness? (Open Post)

Hi all, I’ve been ill with the lovely bronchitis for two weeks so I haven’t been able to do my Fuck It Friday duties. :(

Fuck It Friday Fuck It Friday

Oh Florida, how you disappointed me this week. :(

Fuck It Friday Fuck It Friday

As of last night I have a beautiful second degree burn from a glass dish I pulled out of the oven. Fuck clumsiness! It is nicely bandaged today from a very kind coworker who grabbed our first aid kit and wrapped me up.

Fuck It Friday Fuck It Friday

So more work stuff! Horray! FUCK work drama especially now during the holidays. We have this seriously controlling woman - a co-worker who has decided to be extra-controlling. Doesn’t like me also. So she held a meeting - excluded me so others could say what they would bring for the Halloween potluck. I was in another…

Fuck It Friday Fuck It Friday

In this FIF, I have to give it to a hoverer - a coworker who loooooves to hover over my area, watch my screen, listen to my calls, and then ask why I’m assigned to certain projects she wants to be on. So this is one who is highly competitive straight out of school wanting allllll the projects. So after she interrupted…

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I just love having people in my neighborhood act like the HOA police. I was unloading stuff and had to park on grass - the parking in my area is unbelievable horrible. So some lady whips around with her kids in the car screeching at me that I was going to get towed ASAP as I was stepping out of my car. I was like yeah…

Fuck It Friday Fuck It Friday

C’monnnnnnnn cooler weather, Florida! This is gettin’ old now! Fuck friends who change once their situation changes. I have been best friends with one girl for about 14 years and she had a child a few years ago and gravitated towards another woman with kids and since then they have been besties. It hurts. I try to…

Fuck It Friday Fuck It Friday

Hallo, Friday! You are most welcomed! How are ya’ll? I’ve been on some disappointing dates lately which will be my rant. One guy is so serious that when I try to make any type of jokes, he stares me down and kind of chuckles but in a very forced, awkward way. Le sigh. Kind of in an old man, how dare you try to be…

Fuck It Friday Fuck It Friday

OH MY GOD to the orange POS making the Puerto Rican deaths all about himself AGAIN. My god there are no words. Not a one.

Fuck It Friday  Fuck It Friday 

Happy Friday, everyone! Annnnnnd let’s just dive in! FUCK romantic opportunities that are snatched away by the cruel universe! I met an amaaaazing amazing man a little over a month ago and alas he has to go back to his home country today. We have spent almost the entire month together just doing things like movies,…

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