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Dustin O'Hallaran – 'We Move Lightly' Dustin O'Hallaran – 'We Move Lightly'

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This Is The Robot Being Used To Prevent Tomorrow's Car Crashes

There’s a hell of a lot of testing that needs to be done to not only get to fully-autonomous cars, but to even have the sort of technology that a lot of modern cars have today like radar-guided cruise control and active braking systems. This is how they test them.

Yet Another Tesla Executive Leaves Tesla: Report Yet Another Tesla Executive Leaves Tesla: Report

Yet another executive leaves Tesla, missing Mazdas, burning Nissans, and the mystery of how Polestar plans to sell cars. This is The Morning Shift for Friday, September 21, 2018.

I Have Officially Been Told That My Theory About the Cadillac CT6-V Is Incorrect; How Is This Possible I Have Officially Been Told That My Theory About the Cadillac CT6-V Is Incorrect; How Is This Possible

I don’t know if you saw the news yesterday (you were probably busy, it’s FINE, no no, we get it), but Cadillac has decided that the 550-horsepower CT6 V-Sport, which was supposed to sort of be a diet version of Cadillac’s full-fat high-performance “V” line, is now just going to be called a full-on CT6-V. That sounded…

This Is a Real Plane and It's Called the BelugaXL This Is a Real Plane and It's Called the BelugaXL

No, what you’re looking at is not a photoshop. It’s not a plane with a horrible, disfiguring growth that nobody likes to talk about. This is the Airbus Beluga XL, and it’s supposed to look exactly like that, because it’s real.

This Is What It's Like Onboard a Top Fuel Dragster

Over 330 mph. A thousand feet in less than four seconds. A driver easily will feel more than four times the weight of gravity pressing upon their chest. The acceleration is enough to cause serious eye problems. This is what it’s like onboard a Top Fuel dragster.

Tesla Is Bringing Body Repairs In House Because Everyone Else (????) Is Too Slow (????) Tesla Is Bringing Body Repairs In House Because Everyone Else (????) Is Too Slow (????)

Tesla drivers have been complaining for a long time now about their cars with even minor body damage taking weeks, if not months, to repair. Very often, the shops doing the work blame a lack of parts from Tesla itself. But now Tesla CEO Elon Musk is saying that the company is bringing bodywork repairs in-house,…

I Just Got the Weirdest Flat Tire of My Entire Life I Just Got the Weirdest Flat Tire of My Entire Life

HONNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKK!!!! Phwoosh phwoosh phwoosh. Cars were whizzing past, so close that you could feel even small economy hatchbacks as they sped on by. I was on the side of a major highway, with barely any shoulder to speak of, and my car couldn’t move. I had a flat tire, and my first call was to 911.

Ferrari Has a New Contraption to Cover Up its Camera And I Love it Ferrari Has a New Contraption to Cover Up its Camera And I Love it

Formula One is definitively at its best when people are trying all sorts of crazy tricks. Ferrari’s latest one—that of covering up its cockpit camera usually used for television broadcasts—is either brilliant or hilariously dumb. Ferrari was ordered to stop it. It didn’t. So it was ordered to stop it again. It didn’t.…

The Mistubishi A6M Zero Was Nowhere Near The Plane You Think It Was The Mistubishi A6M Zero Was Nowhere Near The Plane You Think It Was

Most living Americans tend to think of the Mitsubishi A6M Zero as the Japanese plane that walloped the Americans at Pearl Harbor. Okay, well, it did do that. But it wasn’t the fearsome fighter that Hollywood movies have portrayed. While it had some initial advantages, it was deeply flawed.

This is the Nissan Zaroot concept from 2011. I live in the universe where it was built as a production car, exactly as you see it here. We all drive Nissan Zaroots now. It’s awesome. Get on my level. In this universe Bruce Vilanch is president as well.

The Air Force Is Investigating Elon Musk For Doing The Pot: Report The Air Force Is Investigating Elon Musk For Doing The Pot: Report

Elon Musk dared – DARED – to have a puff of loud on the Joe Rogan podcast last night. That should be totally fine! There’s nothing wrong ethically or morally with having a little cheeba, and while inhaling the jazz cabbage is totally legal on the state level in California, marijuana is still criminalized federally.…

Die Antwoord -- 'Ugly Boy' Die Antwoord -- 'Ugly Boy'

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Listen To the Best Noise Yet Out of the Mid-Engine Corvette

The mid-engine Corvette has been an enigma. We know it’ll be fast. We know the engine is behind the driver. That’s really about it. We don’t even really think it’ll be called a “Corvette.” But thanks to new video from the Nurburgring, we know exactly what it sounds like. And that it’ll have an automatic transmission.

The 2019 Chevy Colorado ZR2 Bison Is a Plated Pickup to Power Through Anything The 2019 Chevy Colorado ZR2 Bison Is a Plated Pickup to Power Through Anything

The Chevy Colorado ZR2? Good. Good for being a truck, good for offroading. The Chevy Colorado ZR2 Bison? That’s what you get when Chevrolet partners up with American Expedition Vehicles (most well known for making wild off-roady Jeep pickups), and festoons it with armored plates for ultimate off-roading potential.…

'Trump Is The Best Thing That's Happened To The World,' Bernie Ecclestone Says 'Trump Is The Best Thing That's Happened To The World,' Bernie Ecclestone Says

2016's Formula One world champion Nico Rosberg and former F1 boss Bernie Ecclestone are both wealthy, retired men. As such, you can imagine the great things they say. Bernie says that he loves dictators, that Donald Trump is doing a killer job because he’s kept “those people” out, and then Nico Rosberg favorably…

The Bleeding At Ford Isn't Over: Report The Bleeding At Ford Isn't Over: Report

Ford is still undergoing a massive shift, Volkswagen still can’t get its pollution under control, and the Chinese automotive industry is a mess. This is The Morning Shift.

This Is A Sailboat And Those Are Sails

We are undeniably using up what little remains of Earth’s petroleum, and because of that, it’s getting expensive. To reduce fuel costs, shipping companies are turning back to sailboats. Yes, seriously. Sailboats. But they don’t look like any sails you’ve seen before.

This Is Why All That Fighter Jet Testing Is So Important

We’ve said more than enough about all the problems with the F-35 Lightning II, the jet that’s supposed to be the next backbone of many of the world’s air forces. Seemingly endless testing, endless fiddling, with weapons that don’t quite work properly yet. Well here’s what can go wrong without some of that.

Marty Robbins -- 'The Master's Call'

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