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Man Who Strangled and Masturbated on an Unconscious Woman Got a Free Pass Under Alaska's Sexual Assault Law Man Who Strangled and Masturbated on an Unconscious Woman Got a Free Pass Under Alaska's Sexual Assault Law

Last year, a man from Anchorage, Alaska pleaded guilty to second-degree assault for tackling, strangling, and ejaculating on an unconscious woman on the side of a road. In September, he walked out of court facing no jail time.

And Here's Live Footage of Taylor Swift and Katy Perry Making Up And Here's Live Footage of Taylor Swift and Katy Perry Making Up

Taylor Swift’s video for her latest single, the GLAAD-namedropping “You Need to Calm Down,” has trailer parks, back tattoos, evangelical trolls, Ryan Reynolds painting, and one big food fight that’s supposed to symbolize what it feels like to log onto Twitter.

Did You Ever Try to Reinvent Yourself Over the Summer? Did You Ever Try to Reinvent Yourself Over the Summer?

Summer makes me restless: There’s so much I want to do and see now that the cold, soggy, rainy weather doesn’t make me want to curl up indoors all day and stay in bed. But that restless, excitable summer feeling reminds me of another, more irrational urge I’ve gotten a few times in my life, especially when I was in…

The Future, According to Charli XCX and Lizzo

Yeah, I think so: Charli XCX, “Blame It On Your Love” feat. Lizzo – The future, according to Charli XCX, looks like a lot of making out with reckless abandon at the rave. The music video for her latest single is a subtle parody of those celebrity-studded Calvin Klein underwear ads, except this one’s set in 2023 and…

Krispy Kreme's Parent Company Was Owned by Nazis and We Can't Have Nice Things Krispy Kreme's Parent Company Was Owned by Nazis and We Can't Have Nice Things

It is with a heavy heart I’m passing on the worst news I’ve heard all day: Krispy Kreme’s parent company was once run by full-fledged Nazis. Who knew!

Carolina Herrera Is Confronting the Messy Reality of Cultural Appropriation Carolina Herrera Is Confronting the Messy Reality of Cultural Appropriation

Mexico’s cultural minister, Alejandra Frausto, has accused the fashion house Carolina Herrera of culturally appropriating indigenous Mexican patterns and styles in its 2020 resort collection. In a letter sent to the brand Monday, Frausto cited a Saltillo serape pattern and embroidery belonging to communities from…

Emmy Awards Might Also Go Host-Less, Since Nothing Matters Emmy Awards Might Also Go Host-Less, Since Nothing Matters

The possibility of the no-host award show—in which the broadcast moves along seamlessly without a designated emcee, each individual presenter simply doing their job and passing the baton on to the next—might get more popular. Similar to this year’s Oscars, the Emmy Awards producers are also considering going…

For Chris Evans's Birthday, Jezebel Updated Its Ranking of Hollywood Chrises For Chris Evans's Birthday, Jezebel Updated Its Ranking of Hollywood Chrises

It’s Captain America’s birthday today, and Jezebel has decided to take a moment and reevaluate our ranking of the most famous white Chrises in Hollywood. For two years, Pine has easily held onto his Number 1 spot because of his piercing stare, the gentle but comforting slope of his jawline, and his boyishly floppy…

Prosecutor in Central Park 5 Case Steps Down From Teaching Position at Columbia Law School Prosecutor in Central Park 5 Case Steps Down From Teaching Position at Columbia Law School

Elizabeth Lederer, the former prosecutor in the Central Park 5 case, has resigned from a part-time lecturing position at Columbia Law School, citing the renewed level of interest in the 1989 trial following Ava Duvernay’s Netflix mini-series When They See Us.

Congratulations to the 5 Old Men Who Just Declared Their City a Sanctuary 'for the Unborn' Congratulations to the 5 Old Men Who Just Declared Their City a Sanctuary 'for the Unborn'

This week, the all-male city council of Waskom, Texas, voted unanimously to outlaw abortion within city limits, exercising whatever power is apparently bestowed on a table of old white men when at least three of them are wearing checkered button-ups.

Let's All Watch This Congresswoman Call Her Republican Colleagues 'Sex-Starved Males' Let's All Watch This Congresswoman Call Her Republican Colleagues 'Sex-Starved Males'

On Wednesday, the members of the House of Representatives met to discuss a federal spending bill for the Department of Health and Human Services. It might have been an ordinary hearing, except Representative Norma Torres, during her time on the floor, called her Republican colleagues intent on restricting abortion…

The Standard for a 'Good' Man Is Truly Very Low The Standard for a 'Good' Man Is Truly Very Low

A certain subset of the internet is currently pretty horny for Keanu Reeves, and as happens in the honeymoon phase of internet boyfriends, fans learn more about him each day. This week: Reeves’s sexiest quality happens to be that he maintains a respectful distance from women he’s being photographed with, floating his…

Miley Cyrus Says Sorry For Her Stupid Comment on Not Liking Rap Anymore Miley Cyrus Says Sorry For Her Stupid Comment on Not Liking Rap Anymore

Miley Cyrus is back: starring in an episode of the new season of Black Mirror, dropping an EP (She Is Coming), and working on a full-length album that, she says, will feature “more hip-hop leaning records.” Seems like the perfect time for her to apologize for a comment she made in 2017 about why she conveniently…

Jennifer Aniston Is Tired of Friends Reboot Questions, Will Say Anything to Be Left Alone Jennifer Aniston Is Tired of Friends Reboot Questions, Will Say Anything to Be Left Alone

Let’s start with facts: There is no need to revive Friends, a TV show famous for being about six white people who live in New York City and drink coffee. (In 2019, they’d all live in Brooklyn and juul.)

Rise Up, Children, Don't Be Fooled by Salad 'Frosting' Rise Up, Children, Don't Be Fooled by Salad 'Frosting'

Kraft’s latest vehicle for ranch dressing is designed to trick kids into eating more vegetables by labeling the condiment as salad “frosting.” This will not work—but more than that, it is disrespectful to children, who deserve to know what foods are cake and what foods are not.

Rihanna Knows Every Commenter Is Just Three Babies in a Trench Coat Rihanna Knows Every Commenter Is Just Three Babies in a Trench Coat

Rihanna shared some tidbits about her life in new interview with her Ocean’s 8 co-star Sarah Paulson—among them that apparently, she can be really shy; she lives and dies by her personal calendar; and Paulson used to make up songs and sing them to her when they were shooting.

Billy Porter Looks Great As a Uterus Billy Porter Looks Great As a Uterus

Billy Porter is so good at being the best-dressed person in the room that if we were ever invited to the same event, I would have to think long and hard about going at all.

Awww Shirt, The Good Place Is Calling It Quits Awww Shirt, The Good Place Is Calling It Quits

Last week, Mike Schur, the creator of The Good Place, announced that the show will end after its upcoming fourth season.

Your Most Grueling Summer Job Your Most Grueling Summer Job

Summer is, traditionally, a time when people recommit to having fun. But for teens and collegians, it might also mean their first time in the labor force, putting in those hours to make some cash and really getting a firsthand look at how capitalism works. These experiences can be hit-or-miss; one summer when I was…

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