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Coyote Ugly's Security Wasn't Very Effective At Stopping Cowboys Lineman Tyrone Crawford Coyote Ugly's Security Wasn't Very Effective At Stopping Cowboys Lineman Tyrone Crawford

This is Dallas Cowboys defensive lineman Tyrone Crawford getting in a big bar brawl last Friday in Panama City, Florida, according to a report from TMZ. Crawford wasn’t arrested and hasn’t been charged with a crime for the brawl that reportedly took place around midnight outside of Coyote Ugly Saloon (which has a…

TJ Dillashaw's Bad Year Gets Worse TJ Dillashaw's Bad Year Gets Worse

After defending his UFC bantamweight championship against Cody Garbrandt last year, T.J. Dillashaw sought to shut down the flyweight division by whooping on Henry Cejudo then possibly move up to 145 pounds and fight Max Holloway. But now, instead of having three title belts, he has zero.

This Sport In Russia Is Two Guys Just Slapping The Hell Out Of Each Other

In addition to the standard bodybuilding competitions, dumpling eating contests, and dance battles, the Siberian Power Show last weekend in Krasnoyarsk, Russia, also hosted a “Sport slapping tournament for men,” with 30,000 rubles ($465) at stake. The event may have cribbed the idea from the Sarychev Power Expo, which…

UC Berkeley Gets Caught Up In The College Admissions Bribery Scandal UC Berkeley Gets Caught Up In The College Admissions Bribery Scandal

The schools caught in the college admissions bribery scandal have so far mostly involved private universities like Stanford, USC, and Yale. However, one family was accused of getting their daughter into UCLA via the soccer team with a bribe Facebook stock, and now fellow California public school UC Berkeley has been…

How Not To Write About Kobe Bryant How Not To Write About Kobe Bryant

SLAM magazine has a cover story about Kobe Bryant out today titled “MAMBA 101: Welcome to Kobe Bryant’s Next Chapter [book emoji].” Tzvi Twersky’s profile is half sycophantic run-through of Bryant’s new projects as a self-appointed visionary-style filmmaker and storyteller and half soft-focus look at Bryant’s turn…

UFC Fighter Leaves Post-Fight Interview To Fight Another Fighter Backstage UFC Fighter Leaves Post-Fight Interview To Fight Another Fighter Backstage

Jorge Masvidal showed out in Saturday’s fight against recent welterweight title challenger Darren Till in London, as he knocked out the Englishman with an overhand left in the second round. Masvidal apparently wasn’t content with smacking around just one fighter that night, because after the bout he put his hands on…

Reports: Cops Investigating Tyreek Hill For Allegedly Breaking Three-Year-Old Son's Arm Reports: Cops Investigating Tyreek Hill For Allegedly Breaking Three-Year-Old Son's Arm

According to multiple reports, Chiefs receiver Tyreek Hill is under investigation for battery by the Overland Park police and the Johnson County District Attorney’s Office after Hill’s fiancee, Crystal Espinal, filed multiple police reports listing their three-year-old son as the victim. Hill has not been charged with…

Longtime Thrasher Editor And Skateboarding Icon Jake Phelps Dies At 56 Longtime Thrasher Editor And Skateboarding Icon Jake Phelps Dies At 56

Jake Phelps, the patron saint of San Francisco skateboarding and veteran editor of Thrasher, is dead. He was 56 years old. The magazine announced his death in a post Thursday night, although it didn’t specify the cause.

Despite Track Shutdown, Horses Keep Dying At Santa Anita Despite Track Shutdown, Horses Keep Dying At Santa Anita

On March 5, the Santa Anita race track in Arcadia, Calif., announced that it was shutting down the track and indefinitely canceling races after it was revealed that 21 horses had died at the track over a two-month period. Santa Anita officials weren’t sure why so many horses were dying so quickly at their track,…

College Basketball Player Sets Up Game-Winner With The Classic Off-The-Butt Play College Basketball Player Sets Up Game-Winner With The Classic Off-The-Butt Play

The Eastern Washington Eagles are headed to their first Big Sky championship game in over 30 years thanks to a clever play involving a butt. Trailing by a point with 4.6 seconds left in Wednesday’s semifinal against two-seed Northern Colorado, freshman point guard Jessica McDowell-White had to inbound the ball on the…

Here's Video Of Conor McGregor Stomping A Fan's Phone To Hell Here's Video Of Conor McGregor Stomping A Fan's Phone To Hell

Zero-time UFC title defender Conor McGregor was arrested in Miami Beach and charged with felony strong-armed robbery and misdemeanor criminal mischief on Monday, after allegedly turning down a fan’s request for a photo and then destroying the fan’s expensive phone by stomping on it. The fan, 22-year-old Ahmed…

IMG Academy Director Who Took Students' Tests Didn't Cheat, Was Just Smart IMG Academy Director Who Took Students' Tests Didn't Cheat, Was Just Smart

A total of 50 people have now been charged with various crimes stemming from the FBI’s extensive investigation into college admissions fraud. The alleged mastermind of the scheme is William Rick Singer, the Edge College & Career Network founder who’s accused of facilitating millions in bribes on behalf of a few dozen…

Dumbass Causes Gnarly Bike Crash By Just Walking Into The Middle Of A Race Dumbass Causes Gnarly Bike Crash By Just Walking Into The Middle Of A Race

Tirreno-Adriatico, one of the better stage races of the early cycling season, kicked off today with its traditional seaside team time trial. Racing road bikes in the first half of March in Italy is not without its hazards, and while wet roads made for a rather slippery course, the most dangerous impediments in front…

Dear USC, Please Give Us Scholarships As We Also Did Good At Sports Dear USC, Please Give Us Scholarships As We Also Did Good At Sports

The FBI documents on the massive college admissions bribery scandal suggest that we can improve our odds of being accepted into elite colleges and also the University of Southern California by submitting photo evidence of us playing sports. Some of the Deadspin staff would like to take advantage of this opportunity.…

Stephen A. Smith Mistakes Washington Punter For QB, Loudly Defends His Screwup Stephen A. Smith Mistakes Washington Punter For QB, Loudly Defends His Screwup

Today on First Take, Stephen A. Smith remembered some Washington quarterbacks who played last season, like Alex Smith, Josh Johnson, Colt McCoy, Mark Sanchez, and, uh, some guy named Tress Way? Way, of course, was the team’s punter, and everyone laughed at the ESPN loudmouth after it became clear he was reading from a…

Sportscaster Warner Wolf Says Charges For His Righteous Vandalism Have Been Dropped Sportscaster Warner Wolf Says Charges For His Righteous Vandalism Have Been Dropped

Longtime sportscaster Warner Wolf, who was arrested in February on criminal mischief charges for vandalizing the entrance sign outside of his gated community, said today that all charges were dropped and the case was dismissed. Wolf was initially arrested for removing letters that spelled the word “Plantation” from…

Here Are All The Incredible Details From The College Admissions Bribery Scandal Here Are All The Incredible Details From The College Admissions Bribery Scandal

Surely by now you have read about the hilarious FBI bust on and subsequent dismantling of The Edge College & Career Network (aka The Key), and its nefarious efforts to get the underachieving sons and daughters of the rich into colleges they either didn’t deserve to attend on merits or couldn’t bribe their way into the…

Football Genius Charley Casserly: The Cowboys Threw It To Dez Bryant Too Much Last Season Football Genius Charley Casserly: The Cowboys Threw It To Dez Bryant Too Much Last Season

Here we have our favorite NFL Network goober Charley Casserly opining that Cowboys receiver Cole Beasley didn’t see enough of the ball last year because the team relied on fellow WR Dez Bryant too much. Dez Bryant did not play for the Cowboys last year.

Iditarod Leader Loses Race Lead After His Dogs Quit Iditarod Leader Loses Race Lead After His Dogs Quit

French musher Nicolas Petit and his dogs coasted into the Iditarod’s Unalakleet checkpoint yesterday morning with a healthy lead of over five hours. As Petit left the checkpoint and turned onto the Bering Sea coast for the final 200 miles of the race, his 14-mile lead probably felt like a dominant gap, and the …

High School Basketball Brawl Gets Both Teams Disqualified From State Playoffs High School Basketball Brawl Gets Both Teams Disqualified From State Playoffs

In the waning minutes of last Friday’s Illinois Class 3A sectional final between Farragut and North Lawndale, Farragut’s Donovan Jones went for a dunk when a North Lawndale player appeared to undercut him, causing him to topple awkwardly to the hardwood. Others rushed in, a handful of spectators joined, and the…

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