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Seriously....How Are These Two Still Together Seriously....How Are These Two Still Together

Marriage is a complicated thing, and far be it for me to second guess what goes on behind a couple’s closed doors. But by any stretch of the imagination, the union between the Conways—top Donald Trump adviser Kellyanne, and persistent Trump antagonist George—seems, at least based on their public actions, extremely…

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Makes Clear She Has No Regrets About Blatantly Lying Sarah Huckabee Sanders Makes Clear She Has No Regrets About Blatantly Lying

Sarah Huckabee Sanders is a liar. We know this because she said as much during her testimony to Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s investigative team, admitting that her claim that “countless” FBI agents had lost faith in former director James Comey was “not founded on anything.” And even if she hadn’t copped to being…

The Juiciest Bits From the Mueller Report The Juiciest Bits From the Mueller Report

Well. It’s finally here.

Here's the Mueller Report Here's the Mueller Report

The Department of Justice finally released a redacted version of Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s report on Russian meddling in the 2016 election Thursday morning. You can read the full report embedded below.

William Barr Is a Shameless Stooge William Barr Is a Shameless Stooge

Attorney General William Barr unambiguously defined himself as a shameless toadie for President Donald Trump this morning, repeatedly telling reporters that what matters most about Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s report on Russian interference in the 2016 election is that he found “no collusion” between the Trump…

Normal One Begins, Online Normal One Begins, Online

Robert Mueller’s near-mythological report on Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election is scheduled to be released to the public today. And although we don’t know the contents of the document—or the degree to which it will be redacted by Attorney General William Barr—President Donald Trump is already…

Mnuchin: Ha Ha My Boss Is Dumb As Hell Ha Ha Mnuchin: Ha Ha My Boss Is Dumb As Hell Ha Ha

It’s probably a bad sign when one of Donald Trump’s chief advisors can get a big laugh from a room full of businessmen and women by jokingly appealing to the audience not to pester the president with any questions about actual policy.

Ivanka Disappoints Daddy Ivanka Disappoints Daddy

Ivanka Trump continues to be the apple of her father’s extremely puffy eye, confirming in an interview with the Associated Press published today that, yes, President Trump did indeed offer her the chance to lead the World Bank, which she politely declined.

Fox News Plagiarist Getting New Home in the Trump Administration Fox News Plagiarist Getting New Home in the Trump Administration

The Trump administration-Fox News ouroboros rolls on unimpeded this week, with a report that Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin plans to hire former Fox personality Monica Crowley as his new spokeswoman.

Denver Schools Closed as Police Hunt for Woman 'Infatuated With Columbine' Shooting [UPDATE] Denver Schools Closed as Police Hunt for Woman 'Infatuated With Columbine' Shooting [UPDATE]

Schools across Denver are closed Wednesday as a manhunt continues for an 18-year-old Florida woman police said is “infatuated with Columbine,” armed, and reportedly behind a number of threats to area institutions just days before the 20th anniversary of the deadly Columbine massacre.

Let’s try to parse this, shall we? Trump can’t fathom a world where people actually like what “Crazy Bernie” is saying, and instead believes Fox News must have stacked the “audience” with Bernie shills (Deep State Soros-funded antifa super-soldiers??) We’re through the looking glass here, people.

Zinke Sets the Gold Standard for Post-Trump Life Zinke Sets the Gold Standard for Post-Trump Life

Even by the absurdly corrupt standards of the Trump administration, former Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke distinguished himself as being perhaps the most shameless grifter of them all, racking up an admirable 15 investigations into his conduct during his two years as a Cabinet member before slinking back to private life

White House Staffers Scared the Mueller Report Will Get Them in Trouble With the Big Boss Man White House Staffers Scared the Mueller Report Will Get Them in Trouble With the Big Boss Man

Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s full—albeit redacted—report on Russian interference in the 2016 election is set to finally be released on Thursday, and with it comes new concerns for the many White House staffers who cooperated with the nearly two-year-long investigation: Trump’s gonna be soooooo mad at them.

Trump Has No Regrets About Putting Ilhan Omar's Life in Danger Trump Has No Regrets About Putting Ilhan Omar's Life in Danger

President Donald Trump escalated his Islamophobic attacks on Minnesota Rep. Ilhan Omar on Monday, calling her “very bad for our country” in an interview just outside the congresswoman’s district.

Trump's New Interior Secretary Is Already Under Investigation After One Week on the Job Trump's New Interior Secretary Is Already Under Investigation After One Week on the Job

Secretary of the Interior David Bernhardt has been a member of President Donald Trump’s Cabinet for less than a single week, and already he’s the latest top administration official to find himself under investigation for grift and corruption.

Trump Brain Status: Queso Con Carne Trump Brain Status: Queso Con Carne

France’s iconic Notre Dame cathedral was in flames on Monday, and while the cause of the fire is not yet entirely clear—police reportedly suspect it’s construction-related—President Donald Trump is here to offer his expert advice.

Coming Thursday: hundreds of redacted pages that will definitely answer all our burning questions and tie up every single loose end. Finally, some peace!

Branding Genius Trump Has Even More Airplane Thoughts Branding Genius Trump Has Even More Airplane Thoughts

President Donald Trump has a long history of hilariously failed eponymous business ventures: Trump steaks, Trump vodka, Trump casino...you name it. Nevertheless, the president-slash-marketing intern has a brilliant idea for airplane manufacturer Boeing in the wake of an Ethiopian Airlines crash that killed all 157…

Trump Reportedly Dangled Pardon to Immigration Official Willing to Break the Law Trump Reportedly Dangled Pardon to Immigration Official Willing to Break the Law

President Donald Trump has reportedly offered a virtual get out of jail free card to administration officials willing to break the law as part of his increasingly authoritarian crackdown on legal immigration into the United States.

Trump Confirms He's Definitely Thinking About Just Dumping Immigrants in Sanctuary Cities Trump Confirms He's Definitely Thinking About Just Dumping Immigrants in Sanctuary Cities

President Donald Trump confirmed on Friday that his administration is indeed looking at shipping undocumented immigrants en masse into sanctuary cities— where local police don’t cooperate with federal immigration authorities—a cruel and purely punitive measure to use human beings as pawns in his anti-immigration…

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