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Judge Orders Roger Stone to Shut Up Judge Orders Roger Stone to Shut Up

Let he who hath not shitposted cast the first stone.

The Worst Lobbyist in America Is Leading the Charge Against the Green New Deal The Worst Lobbyist in America Is Leading the Charge Against the Green New Deal

The Green New Deal plan proposed by progressive Democrats to literally save our species from catastrophic global climate change faces strong political opposition in Washington, D.C., where an array of self-proclaimed pragmatists, lobbyist shills, and global warming disbelievers are lining up on the side of planetary…

The Future Is Unionizing  The Future Is Unionizing 

The wave of digital media unionization rolls onward, as the U.S. editorial, social, photo, copy, and video staff of 11 Future plc digital publications announced on Thursday that they have chosen to unionize with the Writers Guild of America, East.

Tucker Carlson's Latest Conspiracy Theory Is So Bonkers It's Almost Impressive Tucker Carlson's Latest Conspiracy Theory Is So Bonkers It's Almost Impressive

Tucker Carlson has been having a rough week, after video showing him throwing a huge hissy fit at historian Rutger Bregman surfaced and immediately became the internet’s entree of the day. It’s great television, and I highly recommend you check it out.

Former Trump Campaign Staffer Suing to Get All Their NDAs Thrown Out Former Trump Campaign Staffer Suing to Get All Their NDAs Thrown Out

President Donald Trump has famously used nondisclosure agreements to preemptively stifle potentially damaging stories that may come out about him from those people working in his immediate orbit. But now, according to BuzzFeed News, one of his 2016 campaign staffers has filed a class action arguing that everyone who…

Extra Spicey Extra Spicey

Life is about embracing the unknowable. Why does pain exist in this world? Why do good things happen to bad people? And why the hell is Sean Spicer interviewing Secretary of State Mike Pompeo and his wife for Hollywood gossip show Extra?

Please Please Please Please Please Let This Mueller News Be True Please Please Please Please Please Let This Mueller News Be True

After nearly two years of clandestine investigation, multiple convictions and guilty pleas, and hours of hyped cable news speculation, Special Counsel Robert Mueller may finally be preparing to submit his full report on Russian interference during the 2016 presidential election, CNN reported on Wednesday.

Cool. Nothing matters. Carry on.

Looks Like Trump's Found a New Underling to Hate Looks Like Trump's Found a New Underling to Hate

Another day, another Trump administration cabinet member who’s gotten on the president’s bad side.

Meghan McCain Seems Weirdly Hyped About Bernie's Chances Meghan McCain Seems Weirdly Hyped About Bernie's Chances

Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders is officially running for president, and so naturally, I watched The View to see how Joy et al are taking the news.

Trump’s Efforts to Subvert Justice Reportedly Thwarted by People Just Ignoring Him Trump’s Efforts to Subvert Justice Reportedly Thwarted by People Just Ignoring Him

The New York Times on Tuesday published a massive exposé on President Donald Trump’s ongoing efforts to subvert, deflect, and in some cases outright end the various investigations into his alleged criminal misdeeds. It’s a compelling if exhausting read, which goes to great lengths to show how Trump—increasingly…

Trump Is Reportedly Working Hard on Some Dumb New Nicknames for Democrats Trump Is Reportedly Working Hard on Some Dumb New Nicknames for Democrats

Now that the 2020 race has kicked off in earnest, it’s time for President Donald Trump to dig in and really get to work on making the case for his re-election campaign. So like an amateur stand-up comic testing his half-baked routine on hapless friends and family before stepping onstage at open mic night, the…

Bernie Makes It Official Bernie Makes It Official

Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders made it official on Tuesday, announcing that he’ll throw his hat in the ring for the 2020 presidential election.

At Least 5 Dead, Multiple Injured In Workplace Shooting Near Chicago (UPDATED) At Least 5 Dead, Multiple Injured In Workplace Shooting Near Chicago (UPDATED)

At least five people have been killed after a shooter opened fire a manufacturing business on Friday afternoon in Aurora, IL, police announced Friday night. Multiple people, including police officers, have also been injured.

Idiot: Emergency!!!!!!!!! Idiot: Emergency!!!!!!!!!

Less than 24 hours after announcing his intent to declare a national emergency in order to begin construction on a border wall between the U.S. and Mexico, President Donald Trump made it official in a wildly incoherent Rose Garden address on Friday.

This All Seems to Be Going Well This All Seems to Be Going Well

Now that President Donald Trump has announced he’ll declare a national emergency to bypass congress and fund a border wall, we’re starting to learn just how badly he’s been handling the mess he created. To put it mildly, he’s fucking it all up.

Cheesy Politician Headed to Cheese State Cheesy Politician Headed to Cheese State

Beto O’Rourke is going to the University of Wisconsin—Madison on Friday for a brief grip-and-grin with students and faculty.

Trump Ends One Crisis and Starts Another Trump Ends One Crisis and Starts Another

The White House announced on Thursday that President Donald Trump will sign into law the long sought-after budget deal between congressional Democrats and Republicans, ensuring that the federal government will stay funded and preventing another devastating shutdown. At the same time, Trump announced he would also…

Passed the Barr Passed the Barr

After months of existing under the dubious legal purview of a crooked urinal salesman, we finally have an actual, honest-to-god Attorney General: William Barr, who was confirmed by the Senate on Thursday afternoon.

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